I haven't really been writing about Barry's as much as I'd originally planned, mainly because it pains me to speak of that place. After I leave there, all I want to do is be done with it for another 23 hours. However today, while on the treadmill, I had an important discovery that I wanted to share. I've solved the mystery of where all these white women are suddenly getting all this booty. They're all secretly sneaking into Barry's Bootcamp and other similar gyms and strength training programs across the country. Every single woman in there was fit with the booty to match... and only 3 of us, out of 20 women were black.
Amazing.
Black women, we gotta stay ahead of the curve. There are white women all across the country right now, as I type, doing lunges, running on inclines, and doing other booty maximizing exercises and we're acting like we're too good to go in there and maintain. LOL
Just thought I should give you a heads up on the competition! : )
(Picture: Jessica Biel?)
*Please don't take this post too seriously.
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