I Love My Friends

My male friend who I go to for boy advice followed up on a problem (pre beautiful argument) I had the other day: 

Him: So now where do you stand. You confused still?

Me: I'm not confused. He doesn't like me like that, I guess. It is what it is. 

Him: Okay fuck it. Can't win em all. *tear

Me: When you're nice it seems patronizing... you're pouring salt in the wound. 

Him: Dang so... I don't know what to say lol 

Me: Lol you're suppose to say one of your signature positives... where you say some smart ass comment that appears to point out the positive in a negative way... that really just makes me laugh. 

Him: Hhahahaha Um.... 

Me: When you're straightforward nice it doesn't work

Him: Uhhh.... he probably would've cheated on you anyway?

Me: LMAO Yes! Exactly! Thank you! 

I love my friends. Everything is a joke with them.